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What is pseudo-missionary?
Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.
Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*
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