Definder - what does the word mean?

What is premarital?

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

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Premarital - what is it?

The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

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What does "premarital" mean?

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

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Premarital - what does it mean?

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

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Premarital - meaning

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

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Premarital - definition

I guess you have to be prepared to die.

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??

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Premarital - slang

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself

bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld

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Premarital

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

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Premarital

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.

The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

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Premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.

She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.

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