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What is prairie?
A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.
The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.
Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"
Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."
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Prairie - what is it?
A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.
Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.
What does "prairie" mean?
There is a teacher named Mr. Coopman who was fired for looking in the girl's locker room and so now they have to have a barricade so he cant look in again. (They rehired him Cuz they couldn't find another gym teacher). There is this teacher who is a cunt named Ms. Fischer and she harassed us every day we were at that school and we always were yelled at and shit for no reason. Mrs. Korienek was the all time feminist. Mrs. Albright was rude. Mrs. Illsowictz was rude. Ms. GH would always read books that said "nigger" and "negro". Mr. Rank would always cuss and run tangents on us. Overall what ever you do don't bring you kids to this school. Thank god I left 3 years ago.
"All the kids who go to Oak Prairie are special ed"
Prairie - what does it mean?
A Prairie Firecracker is when the women your are with is on her period. While having anal intercourse, you simultaneously pull out her tampon. The string of the tampon acts as the wick while the removal creates the bloody explosion.
While having anal sex with my girlfriend, I gave her a Prairie Firecracker.
Prairie - meaning
v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.
Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!
Prairie - definition
when you have to deficate so badly that the turd is popping in and out like a prairie dog poking its head in and out of its hole to look around
"hurry up in the bathroom dude, im prairie doggin it!"
Prairie - slang
A vacant lot in a city that has been neglected for some time, thus having grown weeds and other assorted vegetation. Usually found in not-very-nice or ghetto neighborhoods populated with abandoned houses.
I liked the apartment, but I'm not sure I should take it - that neighborhood has an awful lot of urban prairie.
Prairie
A small northern Alberta community where cowboys and indians come together as one at the cozy every weekend to smoke darts and break hearts. They often pack dips and do rips, and I don’t mean the drivin kind. This community doesn’t have much but you can find a liquor store and a church around every corner.
“When I took a trip to good ol’ high prairie, the air was crisp of overpriced gas and last nights regrets.”
Prairie
Adjective used to describe things that seem too old, tired, or boring.
Origin: The adventures of Laura Ingalls and her family, "Little House on the Prairie"
Usage Notes:
If it looks like it would be right at home in a one room schoolhouse, it's probably too prairie.
If gay men like it, it's probably NOT prairie.
Did you see that girl's ridiculous braids? She's so prairie.
OMG, my boyfriend dragged me to a spaghetti western film festival on Saturday. Sooooooo prairie.
Prairie
A vacant lot where children play.
The kids are playing softball over in the prairie.