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What is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
The longest word in the english language. It's a lung disease caused by inhalation of fine silica dust usually found in volcanos.
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - what is it?
Longest fucking word in the world
The definition of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine silica dust.
That why pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is not a laughing matter.
What does "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" mean?
(noun) A lung disease caused by the inhalation of silica or quartz dust
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - what does it mean?
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - meaning
A disease of the lungs caused by the habitual inhalation of silica dusts, characterized by massive fibrosis, shortness of breath in the lungs, and violent sneezing.
She has been diagnosed with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - definition
an extremely long word often cited as the longest in the english language referring to a disease caused by the inhalation of silica dust
Bob got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis after working in the mines for 10 years.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - slang
A form of silicosis caused by breathing in siliceous volcanic dust.
Exceeded electrophotomicrographically as the longest recognized word in English.
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You: Dude, stop smoking.
Me: I don't smoke.
You: Yes, you do.
Me: No, I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
1. A disease gotten from inhalation of diminative particles of silica or quartz.
Pneumono - Lung
Ultra Microscopic - Very small/fine
silico volcano - igneous, silica
coniosis - disease
; Black Lung
In the mid 1880's, miners would get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock.
*NOTE* This word was actually coined in a deliberate attempt to be the longest word in the english language, although you would be hard-pressed to find it in the language dictionary as it is a medical/scientific term.
"Dude, now that I've learned how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism, what am I going to do to make people think I'm smart?"
"Quiet man, I'm trying to name this condition we discovered today. Its an inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock."
"Hey, I smell opportunity! How long could we make this word?"
"Pretty long...I suppose we could stretch it to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"