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What is planner?
A person who makes multiple plans for the same time in order to "keep the possibilities open".
- "Logan said he might me able to come but he might have something else going on."
- "Ya that kid is a total multi-planner... i wouldn't count on him."
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Planner - what is it?
A mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes homo. Generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a penis.
Wife: Honey, let's go see the Sex in the City movie on opening day!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...
Girlfriend: Sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on Saturday... I've always thought you'd look just adorable with highlights.
Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!
What does "planner" mean?
Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!
What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!
Planner - what does it mean?
The coolest people ever. They understand the importance of great communities and are able to make them happen without stepping all over your private property rights. Give these people a big hug.
We have some of the best agricultural land thanks to our rural planners
Planner - meaning
Pussy planner is a colloquial term for tracking your monthlies via planner/schedule.
"Is this your pussy planner?" (indicating to a planner on the desk)
Planner - definition
n. A person who satifies one or more of the following:
a) Believes Le Corbusier is Satan and Peter Calthorpe and Portland Oregon are the cure for everything.
b) Puts the Kunt back in Kuntsler.
c) Likes to shit on Los Angeles, but secretly wants to live there.
d) Thinks social planning is somekind of speed dating.
e) Zealous advocate of clean, efficient public transit as the chariot of the people...but won't be caught dead on it.
f) Considers only rear, front and side setbacks and body footprint when considering a mate.
g) Becomes considably irrate when lesser minions understand "smart growth" to be some kind of male organ enhancement.
h) Completely baffled by people who think GIS is somekind of jizz.
If you weren't such an urban planner I'd have sex with you.
Planner - slang
A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.
Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.
Planner
In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
Planner
the cause of middle school depression
there is no point of having planners
Planner
an underpaid, overworked employee that takes endless shit and abuse, while trying to organize work for thankless assholes that dont want to do the work in the first place
The planner was forced to work the weekend to be ready for the shutdown