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What is picket fence?

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.

"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."

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Picket fence - what is it?

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.

She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!

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What does "picket fence" mean?

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

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Picket fence - what does it mean?

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.

n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.

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Picket fence - meaning

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

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Picket fence - definition

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.

If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!

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Picket fence - slang

Really bad orthodonture (crooked teeth).

synononyms: British teeth, Mouth of Horrors.

She was a babe until she opened her mouth and showed me her picket fence.

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Picket fence

(Repeater Term) A condition experienced on VHF and above where a signal rapidly fluctuates in amplitude causing a sound akin to rubbing a stick on a picket fence. If a repeater user's signal isn't strong enough to maintain solid access to the machine's input (such as when operating from a vehicle passing beneath underpasses or through hilly terrain), the signal would be hard to copy because of a pronounced, rapid fluttery or choppy characteristic.

We can't copy you, you're picket fencing really badly.

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Picket fence

In competitive forensics, to picket fence is to recieve only scores of 1 (the highest score) in all speech rounds.

Sarah: How did you do at the Jack Howe tournament?
David: I picket fenced it!

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Picket fence

A sexual fivesome, similar to a London Bridge (two dudes tappin two chicks doggystyle while those hos makeout) with the addition of a third man between the women, who simultaneously receives a blowjob and assplay.

shit dude i was middle post in a picket fence one time and hoo boy we were high fivin all UP IN that bitch

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