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What is perfect turd?
As good as things can get for a piece of shit
Friend: Life is fucking awful
Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect
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Perfect turd - what is it?
A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him