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What is offers?

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

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Offers - what is it?

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter

Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so

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What does "offers" mean?

verb: to offer someone out is to challenge someone to a fistfight, usually just to see if they're up to it but sometimes with serious intentions to harm. used commonly in the south boston projects

"That kid looks like he ain't from around here, go offer him out"

"I ain't gonna waste my time to offer out a shrimp like that"

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Offers - what does it mean?

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS

"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"

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Offers - meaning

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.

Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.

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Offers - definition

A boy that is a male hoe. i.e he will sex any girl

dat boy is so offered

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Offers - slang

When several members in a cam model's room (Goddess) tip one token continuously till her entire chat wall is filled with tips in order to win her affections.

We better make an offering to the Goddess Scarlett_Vera to make sure she stays happy!

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Offers

VERB: To present something for someone to accept or decline at their own free will.

NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.

VERB: "I have nothing to 'offer' you other than this money."

NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."

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Offers

Meaning off of something. For example to stop taking drugs. Mainly used by South London 'yout'!

Nah man, im offers all dat stuff.

Nah bruv, i dont blaze no more, im offers all dat stuff.

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Offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

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