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What is off the list?

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

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Off the list - what is it?

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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What does "off the list" mean?

To masturbate, usually with male connotations.

Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me.

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Off the list - what does it mean?

De-friending a person, or lowering them in one's social hierarchy, based on a perceived infraction of the terms of your relationship. Also abbreviated as "OTL."

Jim forgot my birthday last week. That dude is totally off the list.

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