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What is nuclear explosion?
Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.
- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?
- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.
nuclear explosion - video
Nuclear explosion - what is it?
When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
What does "nuclear explosion" mean?
This is what happened to me. I bleached my hair, dyed it red, washed it, watched it turn pink, dyed it red again a few months later, washed my hair, watched it go Nuclear Explosion Orange.
Justin looks like he stuck his head in a nuclear reactor to get that Nuclear Explosion Orange hair!
Nuclear explosion - what does it mean?
This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel
Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again
Nuclear explosion - meaning
Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.
After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.