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What is nuber?

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

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Nuber - what is it?

The combination of both Nub and Uber then the single word Nub

Dude Nick stop being such a nuber nub

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What does "nuber" mean?

Another word for motherfucker.

a: "You are such a slut!"
b: "You are the slut, you nuber!!"

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Nuber - what does it mean?

anything that is a noun. Can be used as a very offensive insult or a compliment. Can also be used to describe something that is really cool. Or it can just be used to describe anything period. Can also be used as an adjective. Actually, nuber can be used however you feel like it.

Wow, did you see him? He was such a Nuber!

Stop being a nuber.

That is one fine nuber.

Your being nuber-ly today.

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Nuber - meaning

super cool guy who is chill and awesome and such.

Whoaaa hey Nuber sup? We should do lunch.

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Nuber - definition

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells

That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.

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Nuber - slang

pronounced noober

a shortened version of the term uber noob

to be uberly noobish at something

Look at John. He lost in Halo to my dog. He is so nuber.

mark slipped and fell down in the mud. what a nuber.

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Nuber

a cross between a nerd and a goober. Totally book smart but socially so inadequate that he/she cannot funtion in a group of more than one person.

Susan is married to the biggest nuber. He can quickly clear a room similar to a skunk at a picnic.

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Nuber

an uber nube, an extreme novice
Etymology: nerdy online PC gamer language, from German uber meaning super
Synonyms: homosexual, jackass, moron
Antonyms: badass, 31337 mo'er fucker

People who waste their lives at LanWerx are nubers.

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Nuber

the name given to a person who has little or no intelligence.
so much so they can't even spell the word number.

you are the biggest nuber i have ever met!!

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