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What is neck-beard?
Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.
Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.
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Neck-beard - what is it?
A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards
Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN
What does "neck-beard" mean?
The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological
I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
Neck-beard - what does it mean?
A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.
That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.
Neck-beard - meaning
A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.
Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.
Neck-beard - definition
1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.
A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
Neck-beard - slang
a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin
Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.
Neck-beard
Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.
Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
Neck-beard
no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard
"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"
"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"
"bro don't neck beard this shit"
Neck-beard
A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.
With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.