Definder - what does the word mean?

What is myass?

Defined scientifically to be pi steradian. Or also just the front of a device in 3-d.

The pivot point could move in one myass-ian

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Myass - what is it?

(Pronounced like "Midas Touch" but with a dropped "D").

Having the reverse Midas Touch curse: Everything you touch turns/goes to shit. Also, used for when you seem to be bad luck for other people as well. Often used in a rhetorical question about the state of ones own life or as a warning to other that your losing streak might be contagious.

Interchangeable with reverse midas touch.

See also gilligan, Bad Luck Barry, bad luck guy, Humphrey Hambone

Alternately, LITERALLY touching poo with your finger, not washing it, and then either touching things with your dirty digit or causing people to smell your dirty digit.
See also poo finger.

"A flat tire while I'm on the ass end of town AND no cell reception? What do I have today, the Myass touch?! Maybe that teenager over there with the red bandana on his head will let me use his phone..."

"Don't even shake my hand, Bro, I totally have the Myass touch today. If you touch me you'll prolly have your dog die or your mom get cancer or something."

"My day was going fine until you showed up. What do you have, the Myass touch?
Don't touch that its an antique!!! *crash*"

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What does "myass" mean?

Acronym meaning MAN-YOU-ARE-SO-STUPID.

Jackass: "If you don't give a f**k, then why are you wasting my time yelling about it?"
You: "MYASS"

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Myass - what does it mean?

my + ass. Just say my ass. Tow beautiful words.

Your sleepy myass!

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Myass - meaning

What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.

1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass

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Myass - definition

when something crawls up your ass

myass is bitten

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Myass - slang

when somebody out-no yous you you say it to wreck their ass on no chain

Myass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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