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What is my uncle?
When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
my uncle - video
My uncle - what is it?
"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.
What does "my uncle" mean?
A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
My uncle - what does it mean?
Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
My uncle - meaning
When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.
Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!
My uncle - definition
When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.
bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.
My uncle - slang
Can I call my uncle at your house later?
My uncle
Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.
Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
My uncle
Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”
bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck
My uncle
a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .
my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them