Definder - what does the word mean?

What is my Father?

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

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my Father - video


My Father - what is it?

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

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What does "my Father" mean?

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?

my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody

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My Father - what does it mean?

A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.

Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)

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My Father - meaning

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

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My Father - definition

A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy

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My Father - slang

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

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My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

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My Father

Someone who has loved me and cared about me my whole life. Someone who has always been there for me. The most: kind,helpful,funny and most resourceful person ever. I love My Father very much and I know nothing can change that.

I don't know what I would do without My Father

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My Father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

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