Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mumf?

Noun. (vb. to mumf.)
Muffled shouting; the sound made by someone trying to speak or shout when they have something in or over their mouth (e.g. a gag or a hand). More commonly used in the form "mumfing" than "mumf."

First coined by Lobsterling in a Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own, 9/10/2020.

"With a hand clasped over his mouth, the swearing became a furious mumfing."
"Their words became mumfing for a good few seconds before they realised they could no longer speak."
"Thrashing in zir restraints, ze began to mumf frantically."

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Mumf - what is it?

MUMF

(n.) abbreviation

Mean Ugly Mother Fucker. Usually referring to a gentleman of large physique, generally over 6ft with a Viking/biker like appearance, often astride a motorcycle.

When no riding like a twat can often found in biker bars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and leading a life of debauchery and mayhem.

In conversation

"Who's that big chap over there, hitting people?"

"Oh, it's a MUMF, best not to fuck with him"

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What does "mumf" mean?

When two mothers perform oral sex on each orher

I caught my mates maws mumfing at a party

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Mumf - what does it mean?

massive ugly monster fanny
a fat possibly smelly vagina

I bet she’s got a mumf

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Mumf - meaning

Function: Adj.

Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing

Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair

b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.

A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"

Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"

B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.

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Mumf - definition

(n.) abbreviation
Messed Up Mother Fucker

You did what?! You're such a mumf .

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Mumf - slang

verb
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.

Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"

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Mumf

(n) a fat vagina. usually used to describe a visible fat vagina through overly tight clothing on women.

ew, that girls mumf is sticking out.

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