What is moving boxes?

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

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moving boxes - video

Moving boxes - what is it?

moving a box

i love to "moving box"

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What does "moving boxes" mean?

Having sex or making moves to have sex with a girl.

“Yo did you hear Ted made box moves on Lex last night?”

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Moving boxes - what does it mean?

Minecraft slang for move your butt.
In Minecraft, you're made of boxes.
Therefore, comes the term "Move your boxes!"

"Move your boxes Steve!"
"Hold your piggies Charlee!!!!"

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Moving boxes - meaning

The act of having anal sex while other know exactly what your doing

Yeah I accidentally but dialed somebody while I was moving boxes shit was awkward

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Moving boxes - definition

verb; slang; to smoke marijuana

"Yo, City. Look how glossy your eyes are. Did you just move boxes all day behind the Racquet Club with Kusinfocker?"

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Moving boxes - slang

Jacking off excessively for 30 minutes while having one hand on your Xbox controller playing Black Ops 3

Jake was moving boxes with his dad

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