Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mountain biking?

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)

Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"

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mountain biking - video


Mountain biking - what is it?

Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.

Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!

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What does "mountain biking" mean?

Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy

Mountain biking has knackered my knees but I feel so much better for it

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Mountain biking - what does it mean?

Yewwwwwww!!!

"lets go mountain biking!"

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Mountain biking - meaning

Verb. To round up and sexually abuse a cluster of chromies.

Last week Anders broke his collarbone while trying to lasso a cluster of chromies on our mountain biking trip.

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Mountain biking - definition

Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.

Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!

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Mountain biking - slang

the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops

Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get?

Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.

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Mountain biking

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).

I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.

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Mountain biking

the best damn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.

i flippen love mountain biking!!!

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Mountain biking

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

mountain biking is what I do all day.

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