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What is montreal?A city where your new SUVs and trucks with American licence plates will get stolen in broad daylight by the Russian Mafia, in a parking lot, wile you are in watching you brother's hour long hockey game. Not to mention four other large vehicles in your group, including a 2006 Escalade right out of the hotel parking lot. LoJack and OnStar didn't work at all. ; ) aka: do not bring your nice vehicles to Canada. The Russian Mafia in Montreal stole my car! montreal - meme gifmontreal - videoMontreal - what is it?Eastern Canadian big city. Worst Chinese food you will ever eat in your life. The weather is extreme to put it bluntly. Winters are brutal. The bus system sucks. There are a lot of really rude people. Move out west! "Let's order some Chinese food tonight" What does "montreal" mean?Home of the best marijuana and shrooms ever cultivated, Montreal is the greatest place on Earth to live. Stoner1: Want some weed man? Montreal - what does it mean?lots of strippers and cigarettes here. also some comedians. yo i'm going to club super sex in montreal this summer! Montreal - meaningcutiest girls, drugs are tolered in the streets, good bars, the casino is so great, the strippers rock! the finest beat in the clubs, come here Montreal - definitionA liberal city where everyone knows how to have a good time! Aside fromm being the best party city in North America, the people here in Montreal just know how to let lose and have a good time. For the most part they're easy-going (except for when in comes to driving) and friendly and welcoming to everyone. Montreal - slangOne of the best cities in north america, the city where canada's REAL heritage comes from. Easygoing people, a million festivals in summer, the most beautiful ladies in the world(even better than in brazil), stupid tourists that hate quebecois people and dare visit the french capital of north america where the sun never sets and you can buy beer at the corner store... sorry but it's the best city on the continent so if you hate french people or italians or any ethnicity, don't come!! If you hate montreal and its people, please don't come here. MontrealPlease you ignorant buffoons, you wouldn't know a great city from your ass (I am of course talking mainly to Big K man, who i assume is not actually very big, if you know what i mean (wink wink), and Adam B). Not to mention Montreal DOES have the finest looking people in the world, and that is no exageration people. MontrealA fine city with a rich and unique history, lovely parks, and a diverse population that is typically recognized for being little more than a great party town by unbelievably lame American jerkoffs who go there to get wasted and hit strip joints. "I love Montreal! Supersexe is so cool and the Peel Pub is the best bar ev--ARRRGHHH!" (gets punched). MontrealMontreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history. Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal! |
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