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What is monte cristo?
The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
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Monte cristo - what is it?
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.
What does "monte cristo" mean?
When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.
Monte cristo - what does it mean?
A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
Monte cristo - meaning
Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.