What is monquisworth?

1.) Fair market value for a monkey.

2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".

3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.

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EXAMPLES:

1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.

2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.

3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.

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