Definder - what does the word mean?

What is monkey sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

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monkey sex - video


Monkey sex - what is it?

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

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What does "monkey sex" mean?

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

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Monkey sex - what does it mean?

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

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Monkey sex - meaning

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

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Monkey sex - definition

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs really out here playing like monkey sex

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Monkey sex - slang

the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.

"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"

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Monkey sex

see "monkeylove"; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking

we made sweet monekylove

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Monkey sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

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Monkey sex

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

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