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What is mid-life crisis?

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.

A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.

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mid-life crisis - video


Mid-life crisis - what is it?

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.

Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

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What does "mid-life crisis" mean?

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

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Mid-life crisis - what does it mean?

When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.

I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.

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Mid-life crisis - meaning

when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.

snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!

Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.

Snowboarder 1: true.

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Mid-life crisis - definition

When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.

β€œDid you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”

β€œHe must be having a mid-life crisis.”

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Mid-life crisis - slang

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.

Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.

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Mid-life crisis

You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis

"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"

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Mid-life crisis

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

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Mid-life crisis

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.

If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.

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