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What is metro-sexual?
when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality
that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality
metro-sexual - meme gif
metro-sexual - video
Metro-sexual - what is it?
Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.
"You're so metrosexual"
What does "metro-sexual" mean?
An urban straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is: good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured, & well groomed. A metro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public. A metro sexual is often associated with getting manicures, facials, & massages, as well as using "products" and shopping at nice clothing stores. However, metro sexuals don't necessarily engage in each of these activities.
Freddie Prinze Jr, David Beckham, Alex Rodriguez
Metro-sexual - what does it mean?
a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual
"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".
Metro-sexual - meaning
a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.
ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.
Metro-sexual - definition
a straight homie that acts like a gay dude for some reason unknown
Quit aking like a metro-sexual, ok guy.
Metro-sexual - slang
A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?
Metro-sexual
1. Someone who has sex on the subway.
2. Someone who is turned on by the subway.
Yo, look at that faggot beside the traintracks. Hes wacken off, staring at the trains.
Metro-sexual
Refers to someone who is straight but who practices good grooming, style, fashion sense, etc, but who is homophobic enough to worry it might get him labeled as "gay."
Don't gay bash me, I'm just metrosexual
Metro-sexual
metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.
the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips