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What is melon-farmer?

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

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Melon-farmer - what is it?

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

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What does "melon-farmer" mean?

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

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Melon-farmer - what does it mean?

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

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Melon-farmer - meaning

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

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Melon-farmer - definition

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

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Melon-farmer - slang

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

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Melon-farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

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Melon-farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

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Melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

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