What is masturbaste?

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

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(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.

John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating

hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbastical

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"