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What is masticate?
Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.
"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"
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Masticate - what is it?
meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate
"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
What does "masticate" mean?
Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
Masticate - what does it mean?
To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.
Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
Masticate - meaning
uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.
I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.
Masticate - definition
1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)
"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."
"woah thats impressive"
*spits out food*
Masticate - slang
from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.
In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.
Masticate
Main Entry: mas路ti路cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat路ed; -cat路ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas路ti路ca路tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas路ti路ca路tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun
Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?
Masticate
To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
Masticate
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.