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What is marathon?

When a woman is undoubtedly flattered by a charming man, she experiences the symptoms of Marathonitis. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, giggling, nervousness, and many similar feelings related to flirting. There is no cure for Marathonitis. Once you have acquired Marathonitis, there is no turning back.

Boy: You look adorable this evening Kitty!
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)

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Marathon - what is it?

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.

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What does "marathon" mean?

a certain period of time when a weed-smoker is getting high systematically

a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!

b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!

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Marathon - what does it mean?

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

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Marathon - meaning

when one tries to get stoned for the duration of more then 10 hours

yo wanna do a marathon today meet me at 12

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Marathon - definition

The game company Bungie's first game.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.

computer-Ready to transport.

Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.

Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking

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Marathon - slang

when smoking a blunt or a joint, the end starts to run (burns faster on one side than another), run=marathon

Ace: Damn matt, this blunts got a marathon going
Matt Coda: Man! Lemme catch the run!

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Marathon

When you drink 26 beers in a short amount of time, without throwing up.

bro 1: "Bro, I'm going on a marathon tonight."

bro 2: "That's crazy bro, I hope you're prepared for that shit bro."

bro 1: "I was born ready. Bro."

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Marathon

to watch an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you watch them in one sitting.

I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I had to marathon it last weekend. I couldn't put it down.

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Marathon

An act, such as a running race or sex, engaged in for a very long time, i.e. at least several hours.

He's been in his room watching the Andy Griffith Show marathon; he ain't comin' out.

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