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What is lounge lizard?
The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.
This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.
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Lounge lizard - what is it?
An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.
Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.
Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame door.
What does "lounge lizard" mean?
An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.
That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.
Lounge lizard - what does it mean?
A working woman that frequents truck stops. You will often see stickers on 18-wheelers that have a lizard with a red line through it. This means they don't want any hos to come knockin in the middle of the night (read:they're out of speed).
That scragglya$$ lounge lizard was jonesin' so hard she kept makin' the rounds all night long.
Lounge lizard - meaning
The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.
Lounge lizard - definition
A female who typically stalks bars and clubs for for random hookups.
Hey dude careful dancing with her, she is a lounge lizard.
Lounge lizard - slang
A playa of the 1920s.
Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.
Lounge lizard
noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
Lounge lizard
A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.
I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.
Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.