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What is lottery?
The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.
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Lottery - what is it?
the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant
I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.
What does "lottery" mean?
When numerous men fornicate with a women and bust a nut inside her, in nine months when she has a baby and they take DNA tests to see who is the father, the father wins
We played the lottery with lacey and clint won the lottery and was the father
Lottery - what does it mean?
A short story written by Shirley Jackson. A good but freaky plot. Was made into a very stupid movie
Hey did you read The lottery ?
Yeah, could you believe that girl got stoned.
Lottery - meaning
False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.
Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.
Lottery - definition
(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.
"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"
Lottery - slang
Another form of taxation, brillianly thought up by the goverment to help the ever growing defecit, but only effects the stupid, Also "Tax on the stupid"
Another wonderfull person willfully donates to the U.S Goverment!
Lottery
A tax on people who can't do math.
The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.
Lottery
An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.
People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.
Lottery
Millions of stupid people paying into a fund to make one stupid person look smart.
I'm going to play the powerball tonight even though I have a better chance of being hit by lightning twice than of winning this lottery.