What is lizzo?

A black woman who has thick skin in a literal sence only

Lizzo is the very personification of whats wrong with modern society, she glorifies a naturally unhealthy trait and will break into literal tears when she finds the slightest amount of criticism

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lizzo - meme gif

lizzo - video

Lizzo - what is it?

The Definition of a Lizzo:
When you give a microphone and a record deal to a female with negative talent and an eating disorder living in a woman’s shelter. Will most likely eat your hand off if you don’t give her money and hasn’t eaten in 2 hours. Also someone who thinks that finding something in the dumpster a fashionable dress.

I was walking down the street and I thought I saw Precious so I got excited to see her performing music. But it turned out to just be another talentless fat b**** outside the woman’s shelter. Just another Lizzo

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What does "lizzo" mean?

New Toronto Slang for a $20 Dollar Bill. A lizzo doesn't refer to the rapper but Queen E(liz)abeth

Maples Up, Lizzos Down

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Lizzo - what does it mean?

A typical overwheight/fat women/male who does not want to lose weight usually spends 90% of their day at a fast food restaurant uses the term "fatphobic" and celebrates Fat Acceptance

I caught "lizzo" digesting 10 big macs

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Lizzo - meaning

A unit of mass
One Lizzo is equal to 2 tons or 1814.37kg

How much does your car weigh
About 2.9 Lizzos

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Lizzo - definition

A USA Military Grade Bomb, designed with plutonium and nuclear KFC. One of the most deadliest bombs in the world. It requires 20 helicopters to successfully lift up one Lizzo

President Trump: Ok Lizzo, we’re dropping you on Iran.
Iranian General: اللعنة المقدسة القرف حوت!!!!!

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Lizzo - slang

Skinny, Pre-posessing member of the male sex

"look at that lad! talk about a lizzo!"

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Lizzo

skinny legend, only second to raini rodriguez

you lost weight, you’re almost as skinny as lizzo

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Lizzo

a woman who doesnt care what people say about her she is a proud confident african-american who blocks the 'drains' (bad energy suckers) out of the body lizzo

lizzo is strong

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Lizzo

a largr sea dwelling creature that returns to land to perform heart break songs and spread awareness about diabetes (she does this by being a primary bad example which urges people to change). the only form of transportation for a lizzo is 24 helicopters but be warned if dropped it will create a catastrophic explosion resulting in the end of all humanity as we know.

"dude went whale watching today and I saw a lizzo"

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