Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lease?

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

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Lease - what is it?

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.

Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!

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What does "lease" mean?

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

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Lease - what does it mean?

The act of taking a female out and paying for any activities undertaken, such as eating a meal out or going to the movies. In turn you are leasing the pussy in hope of in future gaining sexual favours from her. A form of short term prostitution.

Hey man, I heard your dating that girl?
No way! I'm just Leasing the pussy, she's gonna be on my dick soon!
Whatever dude, I think this one is gonna be a long term lease.
I bloody hope not, I don't want this one to drag out, just leasing the pussy.

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Lease - meaning

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

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Lease - definition

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

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Lease - slang

Another word for saying please but in another kind of sarcastic way

Girl: Look at my new bag
Girl 2: Puh-lease that's just a knockoff

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Lease

What your moms Bentley is on.

"Is that a Rolls Royce from 2004? *proceeds to laugh*" "Shut up Jason! Your mums bentley is on a lease."

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Lease

Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"

"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"

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Lease

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE

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