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What is kombucha?The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT. Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair! kombucha - meme gifkombucha - videoKombucha - what is it?a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates. "look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl." What does "kombucha" mean?Itβs a defense mechanism used for woman Who backtalk a superior male The action consist of a backhand to the side of the noggin Macy was talking shit to Shane so he kombucha that bitch across the face Kombucha - what does it mean?Dave loves kombucha because heβs 30 and gay. Kombucha - meaningContrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'. "Ohh, Mr. Darcy! Will you do me the honor of sniffing my Kombucha?" Implored Elizabeth, once Jane had left them alone together for a moment in the Conservatory. Kombucha - definitionGUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!! Iam "Here try this." Kombucha - slanga drink made up of fermented fruits and cum (preferably 17-year-old guys). Virgin Kombucha is without the cum. Josh- hey what are you drinking? KombuchaA fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit. Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school. KombuchaA pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY! kombuca tea KombuchaA health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs. It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar. |
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