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What is kinky bum sex?

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

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kinky bum sex - video

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Kinky bum sex - what is it?

when two guys make love.

1 guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight asshole. Then thrust in and out, getting faster and harder each time until he blows his load.

"damn it dude! u got shit on my dick!" - some poor loser

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What does "kinky bum sex" mean?

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

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