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What is key your car?
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
key your car - video
Key your car - what is it?
to scratch a car with something.
If you piss me of I swear I key your car.