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What is kewlness?

A stupid way of spelling "cool". Made up by morons.

"I'm a stupid whore who spells cool "kewl"

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Kewlness - what is it?

A Fresno girl who goes to school in OKC. Listens to 80s music. Likes parachute pants and various other weird things like only The Kewl would. Also a real smart-ass. Not very funny but she tries.

I am The Kewl, now pump up the jam.

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What does "kewlness" mean?

Kewl is the swedish word for describing something/someone funny.
Probably copied by random people who thinks it's pronounced 'cool' and then used it as if it meant 'cool'.
Later, people got annoyed of it and made themselves look like shitheads by defining it on Urbandictionary.com. The same people later gave this defination a thumb down because they felt offensed by it.
And even later, this defination got deleted and no one could read it any longer. But by then, no one cared.

Examples stated at lexin.com, just search for kewl.
Yes, I'm lazy.

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Kewlness - what does it mean?

Kewl is how some people name 'cool' in slang. Or sometimes how they pronounce cool is like kewl. Cartman from South Park pronounces cool like kewl but in a longer, more annoying name.

South Park's Cartman pronounce cool like kewl. (K-ee-uh-el)

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Kewlness - meaning

Internet slang and spelling for the word "cool"

Urbandictionary.com is a kewl site.

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Kewlness - definition

The coolest spelling of the word "cool." A great way to annoy those who are easily annoyed.

Yeah kewl.

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Kewlness - slang

It has been morphed into an apathetic cool, when you acknowledge their existence and words with the words, kewl, and move to another topic, leaving whatever was said behind, not caring, not missing out. A word to express your apathy.

Guy 1: And that's why you aren't friendless.
Guy 1: Kewl

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Kewlness

A more elated version of the word cool. Kewl is excited, happy and completely on board with what is being discussed with almost no further thought. It differs from Cool in that Cool is more detached and slightly unaffected like "hmmm, I'm thinking yeah...and I gotta think further about this". On the contrary, Kewl is when you are ready and raring to go!

What? You wanna Karaoke tonight?! Kewl!!! Let's do it!

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Kewlness

how cartman pronounces "cool"

midgets are totally kewl!
mandriva linux is uber keeewwl!

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Kewlness

An adjective to discribe something of high liking.

"Dat whip was pure kewlness Dude."

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