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What is kermit?
When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
kermit - meme gif
kermit - video
Kermit - what is it?
Another word for committing suicide
If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
Iām kermitting sewersuade.
Iām gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
What does "kermit" mean?
A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
Kermit - what does it mean?
when u are dumb
kermits is dumb yeah fart
Kermit - meaning
A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.
Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
Kermit - definition
toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog
I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?
or:
I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.
Kermit - slang
Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.
"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."
Kermit
Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.
"I've just scored an henry of kermit"
Kermit
A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
Kermit
Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.
I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.