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What is jr. high schools?
Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.
Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2
jr. high schools - video
Jr. high schools - what is it?
Joseph Case Jr. High is like an industrial shredder, but instead of crushing things, it eats self-esteem. The kids here are brutal, making fun of others left and right. In some cases, 'brutal' is an overstatement. There are a ton of playground insults thrown around, like "jerk" or "dummy". But let me tell you, these children are mature in an immature sort of way. They know super harsh words that they claim to use as jokes, like "whore" or "bastard". Now, that might not seem that aggressive, but imagine being in a so called "child friendly" place, surrounded by 11 and 12 year old's. There are some kids paying attention to the lesson, but it's mostly joking and talking. You look in the back to see that there are two kids bickering. You don't pay much mind to it, but then one of them calls out, "SLUT!", and laughs. The other kid is completely distraught. That isn't a situation that I'd like to be in. VISIT PART 2
Kid1: "hEy mAN, wANnA sEe mE sLAm mYSeLF iNtO thiS wiNdOw?!"
Kid2: "yEAh, bRO! LEtS gET tHis bREad!"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1
What does "jr. high schools" mean?
Lebanon Jr. High is like Lebanon High School but with more white, racist, hill billys looking for dip. Sudents here can often be found blasting Post Malone or show tunes in the hallway, there is no room for other forms of music. The boys constantly ask for blowjobs and nudes while the girls constantly offer blowjobs and nudes. Lebanon Jr. High School is a cesspool of thots and cholas. Choir classes are not even real. Our clubs include GAY CLUB, GAY CLUB 2.0, and mathletes. When the students throw parties they ask to drink their parents alcohol. Many Eigth grade students date highschoolers because they have bigger dicks. INCLUDING THE FEMALES. The kids also once dropped cocaine in front of their principal.
"Dude, I hate my girlfriend."
"Lol, just get a Lebanon Jr. High School girl. They thots."
Jr. high schools - what does it mean?
Aptakisic Jr. High School, is a school full of fake annoying ass people. Famously infamous for having literally the ugliest guys ever in terms of how they actually look, and how they act. It was supposed to be just 7th and 8th graders, but they had the best idea ever, to shove in 6th graders, and now it feels like there are infants running around screaming ur mom jokes. The lunch used to be really cool, but then COVID happened, and the teachers range from bearable, to complete ass. It’s still to this day basically just a popularity contest, waiting to see which popular white kid says a racial slur first. It’s a school that exists, and I hate it most of the time.
Jessica: hey, you know the school that almost had a stabbing
Jake: you mean Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Jessica: yeah that one!
Jake: yeah, my friend went there. He barely made it out.
Jr. high schools - meaning
Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.
Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.
Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Carl: yeah
Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed
Jr. high schools - definition
Lebanon Jr High School is just a nasty place. You’ll find boogers on the bathroom walls. Just ew! Don’t talk shit about people because LJHS is where the fights happen. Like fr a girl almost got throwndown the stairs during a fight. LJHS is full of racist thots who think they run the school even though they’re just defined as a racist thot. Wonder why the kids grades are bad there? Because the teachers don’t know how to explain shit they just give you a book and expect you to know the answers to the test. Lastly DONT send/take any videos that could get you in trouble because trust me they.will.get.to.the.school..And will be sent around.
Dude: I heard there’s going to be a fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight
Jr. high schools - slang
Principals- "Unity Jr. High school is a gang-free zone."
*gang fight in the halls*
Jr. high schools
Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.
Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!
Jr. high schools
A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr
George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.
Jr. high schools
The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!
John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.