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What is johnathan?
Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
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Johnathan - what is it?
The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.
I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.
What does "johnathan" mean?
The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.
Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
Johnathan - what does it mean?
Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love.
They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers.
michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?"
Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."
Johnathan - meaning
Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!
Johnathan - definition
has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat
Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining
Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there
Johnathan - slang
Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY
Johnathan
"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Its some Johnathan, want some?"
Johnathan
Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart
Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!
Johnathan
the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*