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What is jellyfishing?
It's when after someone takes a shower, they stop the drain and leave a little water left in the tub. Then they ejaculate in the small pool and leave the "jellyfish" there for the next person/roommate to discover.
you live in an apartment, dorm, or house - where a bathroom is shared. the Jellyfish is at the next level of disgusting pranks!
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Jellyfishing - what is it?
A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.
"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."
What does "jellyfishing" mean?
Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:
1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.
In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.
*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.
1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!
2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.
Jellyfishing - what does it mean?
a person who always inserts a veiled, stinging remark into a general conversation.
PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'."
RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"
Jellyfishing - meaning
A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.
Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival
Jellyfishing - definition
when a woman realises she has crapped her pants (underwear) she then begins to do what is known as "jellyfishing" this is where she crosses her legs in a tight bow, lowers the stereotypical 1960s long skirt she is wearing and scoops the mess into her handbag, she then flings the handbag into the nearest ocean and jellyfish (confused and aroused) swarm the handbag and are momenteraly dissapointed.
Gregory : GOOD GOD!
Stanley : What is it man?
Gregory : That woman just shat in her purse!
Wilma : its a classic case of jellyfishing that is.
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Jellyfishing - slang
when you get drunk or high and float in a pool inside a ring float. u let your legs dangle underneath you like a jellyfish and u let your face lay restlessly on the float. if done right it is the most effortless thing you can do.. even more so than laying down
yo last night after we blazed we all went jellyfishing in the pool. it was just way too relaxing
Jellyfishing
the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.
Me: Hey Bubby you want to go jellyfishing
Him: Hell ya Sissy, you got some killer 420 I got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!
Jellyfishing
When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.
So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."
Jellyfishing
A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!