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What is internuts?

Noob way or a mocking way of saying Internet Explorer.

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internuts - video


Internuts - what is it?

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???

1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.

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What does "internuts" mean?

may refer to the miss-spelling of the word internet by john spiller also by many newbies

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Internuts - what does it mean?

(noun 1) Residue left on computers.

(noun/verb) What's busted while enjoying internet porn.

When you buy a computer off Craigslist, watch out for internut.

"There's internut all over this computer."

"Who internut on my laptop!"

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Internuts - meaning

A Person of the Internet.

Charlie says, "Don't be such a Internut!"

Charlie's Evil Twin says, "Don't underestimate Internuts in large numbers!"

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Internuts - definition

an individual who spends at least 15 hours/day online in a leaky sub-basement

when we severed the wifi conection, strange sounds emitted from the sub-basement which we thought was uninhabited; upon investigation, we learned that it was the domain of the internut.

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Internuts - slang

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

The poster was getting badly flamed, so threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.

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Internuts

1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.

2. noun: A denizen of that community.

3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.

1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.

3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.

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Internuts

the false bravado men get when online chatting with a woman ; the shy guy who becomes the apparent "player" but it's only when he's online.

"So he was in a chatroom telling this girl how how he wanted to do this and that to her, but that was just his 'internuts' talking. If he met her in person he'd cry."

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Internuts

the act of surfing the internet for too long, in which the testicles get caught under your legs. After a while of sitting on them, without you realizing it, they will become numb, moist, and disgusting.

Alex was checking out sites, and when he got up to piss he realized he had a bad case of internuts.

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