Definder - what does the word mean?

What is illegitimate?

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn

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Illegitimate - what is it?

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

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What does "illegitimate" mean?

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."

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Illegitimate - what does it mean?

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"

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Illegitimate - meaning

A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married!

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Illegitimate - definition

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

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Illegitimate - slang

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.

Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.

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Illegitimate

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?

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Illegitimate

To get messed up beyond belief.
Drunk, high, etc.

Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne.

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Illegitimate

Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support.

Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology.

Zeus or Posiden had a baby with Hoecles who had a son named Illegitimacus

Since Hoecles cannot prove that Zeus or Posiden are the father, Illegitimacus is therefore Illegitimate, meaning none of them have to pay child support

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