Definder - what does the word mean?

What is if I'd?

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

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if I'd - video


If I'd - what is it?

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.

*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*

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What does "if I'd" mean?

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"

Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY

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If I'd - what does it mean?

A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically

Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!

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If I'd - meaning

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

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If I'd - definition

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

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If I'd - slang

A short way of expressing how sexy or beautiful a woman is, to the point where you would even consider making her your wife.

Damn that girls so hot, I'd wife.

FUARK SHES FINE, I'd wife.

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If I'd

old west..1.refuse to answer questions when asked.2.current.a person pleading his/her fifth amendment right.3.Ask no questions tell no lies.

Check it out cowboy motherfucker fucking Jake..Fuck you, I'd a soon not even as met you as answer your question..

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If I'd

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

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If I'd

Contraction for "I would", "I had", or "I should."

Jamal: Would you tap that?
Me: I'd.

Tyrone: You should have tapped that.
Me: I'd.

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