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What is holstered?
More known as a gun, Holster is the COOLIEST kid on the block, around the block, inside the block, over it, under it, and outside the block. She loves tim and jerm more than she hates animals, and that's a LOT. She comes off as a stunning soft chick, but she can make you shut your mouth if you piss her off. But the most important of all, she's best friends with two kids tht aren't even one millionth of as cool as she is. named Tim and Jerm. If she wasn't in existance, neither would Tim and Jerm. They come as ONE.
Tim: Yo Holster is the $h!+.
Person 1: isn't that a gun?
Jerm: I dunno, chief.
Tim: omg she's the coolest bitch on the planet! If you don't know her then gtfo!
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Holstered - what is it?
To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.
"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."
"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."
What does "holstered" mean?
Used usually with a bandolier for carrying tequila and shot glasses out on the roof
I watched as a naked girl with a tequila holster pours tequila to a man
Holstered - what does it mean?
Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped
"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"
Holstered - meaning
The definition of this word is ok /no problem it’s a common slang used in Ireland
“Are you and Martyna lipsing ?”
“Holster”
Holstered - definition
The strings that go next to your face on Camren™ brand pants
If you wear them you get arrested
Markers sold separately
"Whoa look at the holster of that dudes pants, ya think they're Camrens™?"
Holstered - slang
A very annoying troll In the game Combat Arms that Hangs out in Golf Channel 2. He used to be in alpha 1 until Nexon added clearance levels.
He goes on and on about religious bullshit.
holsters: The apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!
Holstered
To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
Holstered
The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.
Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"
Holstered
When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".
We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.