Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hoarder?

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

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Hoarder - what is it?

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

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What does "hoarder" mean?

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

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Hoarder - what does it mean?

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.

hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!

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Hoarder - meaning

In a video games: a person that holds onto every single item of interest, piece of loot/gear for which they can find even a flimsiest justification to keep, be it a limited nature of the item, one of its' stats being 1 point better so it can be useful for a specific build, its' looks, sentimental value, a slight chance that it might be used in some quest 4 years later, funny name and etc. etc.
Always in denial and always complaining that whatever game they are playing has too limited means of storing items in terms of capacity and in terms of sorting items. Usually self proclaim themselves as collectors.

"Hoarder? I'm a collector! I have a fine collection of 500 guns and armour out of which probably over 300 aren't even worth using and another 100 I will probably never use." - half of any MMORPGFPS vidyagame playerbase.

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Hoarder - definition

Bitches who don't know when to get rid of absolutely useless shit that they own. They tend to defend their possesions by saying that they "need" the material possesions.

James has a dead cat in his house, but he doesn't get rid of it because he may "need" it. Hoarders like James are crazy bitches.

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Hoarder - slang

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.

Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.

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Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.

Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.

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Hoarder

Poor, usually fat people who collect useless items and store them in their home until its overflowing with stuff and they cant even live.

There a shows on TV about hoarders.

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Hoarder

A mully bastard that keeps everything and refuses to part with anything.

That davie cooan, he's a smelly bastard hoarder. He wouldn't throw a shite away

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