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What is hedge hog?
a nasty girl that you wouldn't let even your enemy screw! Also known as a hedgie
a fat chic with rotten teeth and tits that sag to her beltline! dirty, Hairy, Stinky and bears children from many different men, this is a HEDGE-HOG!!
hedge hog - video
Hedge hog - what is it?
A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
What does "hedge hog" mean?
Nick-name of the famous male porn star Ron Jeremy. Assume he was given this nick-name because of his chubby appearance, and his oral skills on the late 70's, early 80's poorly groomed, female genitalia, featured in most of the movies he starred in.
I saw Ron Jeremy in a porno today. The Hedge Hog was gettin' it done.
Hedge hog - what does it mean?
v. To attempt (and/or to accomplish) self-felattio (also used as a gerund)
I came home early and saw my son and all his friends hedge hogging by the pool. They said, "It isn't gay if you suck your own dick."