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What is hedge funds?Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy. Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent. hedge funds - videoHedge funds - what is it?When one sticks a wad of cash into the hairy vagina of a stripper. "Joe, did you did you go to the strip club last night", "Yeah dawg, set up a few hedge funds if you know what I'm sayin." What does "hedge funds" mean?Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs. Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds. Hedge funds - what does it mean?Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job. "Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up." Hedge funds - meaningMoney set aside by women to get a bikini wax. Candy used her hedge fund to get a bikini wax for the Summer. Hedge funds - definition(FINANCE) a limited liability partnership (LLP), originally limited to 99 partners, and organized to trade securities under specialized guidelines. The first hedge funds were organized to be a counterparty to the riskiest forms of derivative transactions: writing exotic options or swaps in which the buyer transferred most risks (and potential gains) to the hedge fund, but then offsetting the risk with different derivatives. The hedge fund used to play a major role in absorbing and structuring the risks associated with hedging risks associated with large portfolios, but they now are sophisticated gambling enterprises. Hedge funds - slangA type of investment fund with very high fees for investors and a focus on complex financial derivatives. Hedge funds charge around 20% of returns (sometimes a lot more) plus a flat fee of typically 2%. The largest hedge fund company is JP MorganChase. |
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