What is hedge fuck?

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

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Hedge fuck - what is it?

To bankrupt a hedge fund by short squeezing it.

Man, did you see what's happening on Reddit? DeepFuckingValue really hedge fucked Wall Street.

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