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What is haymaker?

What uncle will do to you... If you ask nicely... or are just a hot lady who bends over.

Damn! I can't walk straight. Uncle got me with a Haymaker lastnight... I think I need a wheelchair.

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Haymaker - what is it?

a politically correct way to say queer

That Ian sure does like the haymakers

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What does "haymaker" mean?

A tool originally used to whip up warm, thick sticky batter.

The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.

A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.

The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.

1.That Haymaker is covered in my golden syrup.

2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?

3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.

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Haymaker - what does it mean?

(noun, verb) 1- the finishing blow in boxing, 2- a sexual act where a man, after cumming on their partner, proceeds to slap them as hard as possible in the face with their penis.

"oh man, i got a blow job from this annoying girl i met on a business trip so after i came in her mouth i totally gave her the haymaker"

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Haymaker - meaning

when you get into a fight and you just start throwing punches with ALL your strength.

Mike: Yo Jack got into a fight.
Angel: Dam was it a good fight?
Mike: HELL YEA he was throwing HAYMAKERS at that guy's head.

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Haymaker - definition

All of the other definitions are false or sexual, let me clear things up. A Haymaker is a punch that is similar to a hook, but instead of the elbo bent at around 100 degrees, the elbo is only slightly bent (maybe 160 degrees) and usually hits the side of the body or even head. Widely used by unexperienced fighters because it is usually the first and easiest strike one can execute. But they can also be powerful if done right but is almost never very accurate, deeming it impractical in most cases unless one really knows what he/she is doing; even though it is so widely used. Unexperienced fighters usually only hit with their dominant hand too.

-Bubba Joe: Hey fag! I fucked your mom last night!
-John Doe: Dude I don't like people talking about my mom like that, she died you son of a bitch!
-Bubba Joe: HAHA! I'm so macho!!!
-John Doe: *pushes Bubba Joe knocking him on his ass*
-Bubba Joe: *gets up and throws a bunch of haymakers and misses*
-John Doe: *Shovel hooks Bubba Joe in the face* HANDSTRIKESFACE!

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Haymaker - slang

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

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Haymaker

The John Wayne punch. A forceful blow with the fist.

Jimmy blasted Johnny in the face with a haymaker.

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Haymaker


1. a very powerful punch

2. any powerful blow, literally or figuratively
(from the wide stroke of a scythe cutting hay)

He gave him the old haymaker when he got in his face.

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Haymaker

A powerful forceful punch. The word usually used in boxing. When the person swings with full force. Twists his waist and shoulders round before turning back unleasing a mighty blow!

"He hit him with a Haymaker!"

"A left uppercut Haymaker!"

"The Haymaker!"

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