Definder - what does the word mean?

What is han solo?

When you have to drop a duece real bad, and it comes out in one large clean turd and only takes one wipe of the crack. One turd and one wipe, hence han solo.

Juan: All that chinese food made me sick, i blew it up and left skidmarks everywhere!

Mark: That shit filled me up too, luckily when i went to drop a duece i had a han solo.

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han solo - video


Han solo - what is it?

Masturbation. I'm writting the following word just because "the definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words." -said the Pink Rabbit

"-So, what're you doing tonight?
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"

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What does "han solo" mean?

A popular Star Wars character. Not as good as Indiana Jones though.

I'll bet $40 that Indy will have kicked the shit out of Han before he reaches for that blaster.

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Han solo - what does it mean?

The act of pleasuring one self with ones own hand (masterbating alone with your hand = Han Solo)

Whats that kid doin in the shower...i hear noises

Uh ohhh

What?

Hes pullin a Han solo

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Han solo - meaning

the best guy in the star wars trilogy who gets together with a useless bitch; master of witty lines

"you like me cause im a scoudrel"

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Han solo - definition

A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.

I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.

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Han solo - slang

Name for a dead corpse after his son has just brutally stabbed him in the chest with a light saber and murdered him on the spot.

Person #1 (crying) "Did you hear about Tom? "
Person #2 "Yeah... That guy was one real Han Solo"

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Han solo

Person that has a tendency to get themselves and others in to then out of dificult situations.

Guy #1: Don't worry so much they always manage to get out of this sort of thing.
Guy #2: Yeah, he is a Han Solo.

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Han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

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Han solo

a major character in the orginal trilogy of star wars. known for rescuing luke skywalker during the battle of yavin, being frozen in carbonite and delivered to jabba the hutt by boba fett, his various famous lines and his overal cocky, kickass attitude.

" i love you "
" i know "

" hey... it's me "

" you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home "

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